Misc. Etc.

Posted May 29th, 2007 by rleaf

The Onion

Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver’s Test

LOUISVILLE, KY— The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state’s…

  •  Experienced marijuana users perform tasks as accurately after having smoked cannabis as they do sober, according to clinical trial data published in the Journal of Clinical and Experimental Neuropsychology.
  • These dopers not part of the aforementioned trial I’m guessing.
  • Here is a word game. Best when played sober.
  • No matter what the industry does music lives on.
  • Unintended consequences: The Nazi Racoon Example.
  • Q: Can you use abstemious in a sentence? A: Sure man. Let me finish my beer first.  100 words every high school graduate should know.
  • Man wears same pants for 2 1/2 years.
  • Saloon keeper fined for dispensing beer from improperly labeled tap, even though customers were notified of the switch.
  • These pill bottle tops are smart.

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